George Bush on Facebook

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George W. Bush Joins Facebook: Day One

George is now friends with Condi Rice, Karl Rove, Sean Hannity, Antonin Scalia and Tom DeLay

George W. Bush is sayin' howdy! My first post---wOOt! What's up? - 3:08pm February 23

Scooter Libby at 3:09pm February 23

Why didn't you pardon me, you prick?

Sarah Palin at 3:09pm February 23

Thanks but no thanks. I'd rather pal around with terrorists.

Mitch McConnell at 3:10pm February 23

Now I can say it---you really sucked.

Tom DeLay invited you to join the Bitter Aging Texans Group

George is now friends with Dana Perino, Tony Blair and King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud

Grover Norquist at 3:11pm February 23

I told you to reduce the size of the government so you could drown it in the bathtub. You grew the size of the government, toweled it off, then blew up the bathtub. Your dad's right--you got hit with a special kind of dumbstick.

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Condi Rice at 3:12pm February 23

Friends 4evuh!!! {{{Mr. President}}}

Dick Cheney at 3:13pm February 23

Why didn’t you pardon Scooter you prick???

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General Colin Powell (Ret.) sent you a bucket of virtual maggots.

Elizabeth Dole at 3:14pm February 23

Here---have a hot cuppa STFU

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Michael Steele at 3:15pm February 23

Facebook is the only party in town, baby. Mainly because you KILLED OURS!!!

John McCain wants to send you a virtual can of coal slag and a bag of rusty nails

Norm Coleman just threw a shoe at you.

King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud at 3:35pm February 23

Where is the Scrabble page? I wish to play Scrabble now.

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